Reblogged from gastrogirl
The World of Sami :)
My name is Sami, I'm 20. I'm from Minnesota but i go to school in Wisconsin. I'm enjoying the life of a college student :) (I like smiley faces if you haven't noticed)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim, via whitelightwarrior)
Ladies and gentlemen, I am below average! Below average!
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(Source: fullerfigurefullerbust, via cry-stin)
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Daenerys walks into every city, says “this is now mine” and if you refuse to give her what she wants she kills you with her dragons. A really suitable queen for the seven kingdoms.
Uh Daenarys walks into every pro slavery city and says “now this shit has to stop” and if you refuse to free your people she kills you with her dragons, because you’re a fucking slaver and this is all you deserve. A really suitable queen for the seven kingdoms.
(via totallykelly)
